The Art of Procrastination: Part One

Have you ever had those dreams where you're not asleep, yet not fully awake? Well, let me just tell you, they suck. I really wish I could either just sleep or just wake up, especially when the dream is semi-creepy-ish... It was about this really stupid demon-possession-exorcist movie, The Rite, which wasn't even that creepy. I wouldn't recommend it.

That's not what I got on here to write though. Actually, now that I think about it, I am not quite sure what I really wanted to write... Something about being excited for my research paper, yet not knowing exactly how I want to format it... yeah, that's kinda boring. Actually, I'm kinda boring.

Honestly, I don't know why anyone would want to read this blog, if anyone does. If you do, props to you. Honestly, I wouldn't read it if I didn't write it. You want to know what I just realized? I have very different voice when I'm writing casually as compared to when I'm writing for school or something like that. Hmmm... that's probably not very odd.

Oh yes, now I remember what I was going to write. The Art of Procrastination, 101. Hold on to your socks, because this is going to be one epic essay/story/blog entry...

The Art of Procrastination
Part One: A Tool Most Essential
Procrastination is an essential tool required for college students. You can find it in Aisle 2 right next to that textbook you buy but never open. It can also be found right before and after the party, any night before a test, and under your pillow (or under your bed, depending on your personality).

This "tool" is quite simple to use (haha, I almost put "you" instead of " use" right there... that would be weird though). First, you have to find it. If you can't find it, you create it out of thin air. It's quite simple to create procrastination. You simply open your computer, go to google, and type in "Where is Chuck Norris" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky." Then, you laugh and show it to all of your friends because it is epic. Other ways have been proposed to create procrastination, but this is one of my favorites.

Once you find or create procrastination, the instructions are quite self-explanatory. Open, use, save for later. It's as simple as that! Now you want to go try it, am I right? Of course you do, everyone loves procrastination!

Ok, I know this is starting to get out of hand, so I think I'm just going to finish this some other time, maybe when I'm not so tired... If any of this made sense, I applaud you for reading it. Maybe Part Two will continue in my next post. Who knows though... so, until next time.